FOUR LINE VERSES

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PREFACE: The following four line verses are provided without comment save for date of posting which acts as title.

May 28, 2023 14:42

gay thread

gay clothes

especially

the pantiehose

May 30, 2023 09:00

he laughs, he cries, he types l-o-l in,

forgets the shortcut so he just hits send

but his laugh im afraid is three lines short

so what im tryna say is that ill see you in court

May 31, 2023 17:04

drinking diet coke no caffeine

in a bathtub missing my spleen

no worries everyone the ice is fresh

and good thing too cuz im outta flesh

Jun 1, 2023 17:01

suckin on my pipe singing

ooh wee ooh ahh wee ooh ahh

ooh wee ooh ahh wee ooh

packin 'way my lungs cuz this shit flows dreamily

Jun 1, 2023 19:59

roses are red so i might buy a couple

violets are blue but that's deffo no trouble

price is no object it's a splash in the puddle

when it comes to ops who are most certainly fuckable

Jun 13, 2023 09:29

what we want is a large pound of rock

chiseled like marble and spread amok

drizzled in marvel down by the dock

what we need's all out of stock

Jun 13, 2023 09:31

1 piss 2 piss you piss few

and smell as foul as the worst pissin ewe

now ive got a damp washcloth for you

scrub and wipe up is all you gotta do

Jun 13, 2023 19:59

Piss Piss Necromancy Piss Dish

Cast another hex and it might just live

Viral in the urine like Oblivion

Take another sip: Skooma Den

Jun 14, 2023 11:42

PISS CUCK; SHIT FUCK

GOT MY DAMN DICK STUCK

EXPLORING THE CRACK IN THE DRYWALL

MAD IN THE CUCK SHED; PISSED OFF

Jun 14, 2023 11:47

dont give a fuck dont givva fuck

settin light and fire to the shed of the cuck

burnin down to embers as they pull in the truck

this is where i watched my wife take a nut

Jun 14, 2023 19:08

one day i lost my nuts

i wondered, what the fuck

so i chopped my pecker off

it laid there, limp and soft

Jun 14, 2023 19:10

living in a post nuts world

living without my pearls

the bathwater don't feel right

it reminds me of a worse time

Jun 14, 2023 19:13

read about boobs

grab what you choose

a bind that says it all

to read, you must be this tall

Jun 14, 2023 19:17

gumming their teeth on the candy stick

several gummies stabbed by its sharp tip

sugar in the cracks calcify

this diabetic is gonna die

Jun 15, 2023 11:01

kill_all_horses.exe

punch em in blue, means nothing to me

i hate their brittle bones and massive eyes

so i certainly dont care what happens to police guys

Jun 15, 2023 22:33

tore my ligaments like taffy

deadlifting improperly

icepack affixed to my ass

how did it all happen so fast?

Jun 16, 2023 11:19

Huh? What? Ok... Shit

Livin exquisite off the money pit

Shiny and black barred, it's got digits

While my bank accounts a deficit

Jun 16, 2023 11:24

Huh? What? Don't say I didn't warn you son.

Gonna squeeze you up like an accordion

Gonna slice you up like a surgeon

My name is Weird Al and I'm armed with a gun

Jun 17, 2023 06:53

witches brewz got nothin to do

with how crazy ducks penis are screwed

so take a sip relax just a drip

of the concoction thatll make your dick flip

Jun 18, 2023 13:18

donuts icing cake pastries

baking up a sweet ass bomb for pasty

white boys lookin for white chocolate and cokes

but they dont know about the spice: added smoke

Jun 20, 2023 09:18

For sale:

Baby shoes, trombone

I inquired over the phone:

"Our feetless boy prefers the alto"

Jun 20, 2023 15:21

sittin by the pool, a friend hits the juul

and everybody thinks it smells like a mule

but they can't help stinkin how they do

blame it on the donkey, blame it on the fool

Jun 20, 2023 20:23

reheated in the air fryer

crispy crunchy modifier

got that 'za out that 'ja

now i'm eatin, duh

Jun 21, 2023 12:08

scurrying and sniffing

nibblin and shit

for just pet owning

a rat is adequate

Jun 21, 2023 15:32

surfin on waves of mountain dew

mixed with batt'ry acid, called hick stew

i'm sippin on my last im afraid to admit

cops'll be swabbin that mtn dew spit

Jun 22, 2023 09:23

i thought you're gonna move out?

you had a place picked out?

but your stuff's still in the house

it's 3 am and you're still out

Jun 22, 2023 20:02

What a day

Living this way

Ain't got no money

No moneys got paid

Jun 22, 2023 21:35

i'm gonna split ya ass out in 3 ways

crack right down the middle of the freeway

gonna need gorilla glue for days

you gonna shit flat soda son, no carbonate

Jun 22, 2023 21:41

gay times postan on the forums

potshot shitposts against decorum

but nothings planned im innocent

you gotta understand im an idiot

Jun 26, 2023 09:29

straight suckin nectar out from the flower

water blood and honey it's all i devour

on a rampage through the great marshes

got me potatoes, got me starches

Jun 27, 2023 08:26

twelve hundred dollars all bundled in a bowl

mixed with egg and flour and baked out from the cold

jeans crisp while the oven light flickers on

then down to the bank for another withdraw

Jun 27, 2023 17:52

who popped the pistol that whisked

that young man away from his last kiss

with his woman, steel reserve

straight through the can, straight through the nerve

Jun 28, 2023 20:10

hot as sticky as sweaty as shit

back from another walk in the sweat pit

eternity until the orange guy washes white

dont print in the papers i was having a cry

Jun 28, 2023 20:13

cool aaahhhh hot bath

i do not remember the path

but the faucet spilled its hot wrath

so i stripped starting with my hat

Jun 29, 2023 15:39

mashed mashed mashed potato

cooked with butter, seasoned with oregano

down on the plate and gone in two seconds flat

munch munch munch there i ate before i sat

Jun 29, 2023 15:42

im balkin on the baked potato

cuz i aint a fan of dry shells and no flavo

but i might just give it one more chance

but i fear im not like you baked potato fans

Jun 29, 2023 15:45

french fries, french motherfucking fries

get em in the fryer 'fore freedom dies

drippin with grease and salted to the nines

fresh out from the fryer and you know theyll taste divine

Jun 29, 2023 15:47

potato meet grater potato meet stove

this is the stuff of how hashbrowns're known

hot oil in till the crispy thins

produce an aroma that draws u in

Jul 2, 2023 22:47

im bustin my nut, captain, that much is clear

fat white mucus is in season this year

so anchors high for the cum highway

jackin is my game and imma play it all day

Jul 2, 2023 22:50

right hand right foot right down the middle

left hand's scissors cut 'till it's little

with this clue we'll get right to the bottom

cuz this case has been up and down and through the bottle

Jul 2, 2023 22:52

pee pee piss

don't make me say it again

no pee pisser

will ever be my friend

Aug 31, 2023 17:35

suck the dick out of the semen

crack another skull on the floor like he-man

if you ever want to survive in this shit

youve gotta be willing to take a fat cock hit

Aug 31, 2023 17:37

stomping and stamping my courier boots

sand in my eyes and the sticker's unglued

so who gives a fuck if i take a peek

into the contents meant to be discrete

Aug 31, 2023 17:40

jamming and jamming and jamming and jamming

ive got some apple preserves worth canning

next to the peaches so sweet i've got candied

but dont take a bite, they're only for me to eat

Aug 31, 2023 17:41

off to the bank

stab the clerk

take a fifty out

of his networth

Aug 31, 2023 17:42

off to the bank

that security guards

shed no tear

for false pig gods

Aug 31, 2023 17:43

i love posting in this thread

it fights off the creeping dread

so whence this thread finally dies

so goes my soul, so goes my life

Aug 31, 2023 19:09

plink and plonk the puck butts against

ice so shivering it chills in an instant

but the flow's flames burn and billow

a single tire tread rips after it

Sep 3, 2023 14:39

THE WASHER DRYER'S POUNDING

THUD POW PLUNK THUD KOW TINK

UNPLUG THIS HOT WHITE PLATED BEAST

PUT IT OUT OF ITS THUDDIN' MISERY

Sep 4, 2023 05:18

adorned with wax sat the strange old muser

who mused with sax playing through all the confusion

his fingers then palmed for the wrong note

his soul absolved, the answer was nope

Sep 4, 2023 06:59

cock and ball therapy

means strappin the jewels into the guillotine

it's a new way of getting you to sing

now tell me, what does this rorschach mean?

Sep 4, 2023 08:26

diet pepsi

sip sip sip

away goes my life

slip slip slip

Sep 5, 2023 18:12

im a sick fuck

i like a quick fuck

i put that yeezus on

when i'm stuck in a rut

Sep 5, 2023 20:27

back again with one of those block rockin beats

the kind that make your feet sweat sweet

the kind that go better with a baggie

and i bet you cant rock the block like me

Sep 11, 2023 09:40

my dick's such a trick

now you see it now you don't

but i once met this chick

took one look and said she won't

Sep 12, 2023 07:49

sloppy ink slides down white

worn fingers type type type

it's important they all rhyme

else the plane'll never fly

Sep 12, 2023 07:52

so i love you

eating the mango

juice wets your face

reddit animal doggo

Sep 12, 2023 07:54

it's a new way to fight the feeling

the directions're quite appealing

jab it in and shut the hell up

bun goes last after ketchup

Sep 12, 2023 08:37

red so sweet it beats the heat

chomp down to the sound of nature's treat

pit those seeds as free as you please

just dont forget melons cost money

Sep 13, 2023 18:40

unwrap unseal unleash the beast

smoky salt to infest the feast

present the dish down on one knee

"dinner is served, your majesty"

Sep 13, 2023 18:58

pipe ass

take none

apply pressure

till you're one

Sep 13, 2023 19:04

hey did you hear about Unity

sounds like youre fucked if youre a dev to me

who knew a ceo could be so petty

just another case of insider trading

Sep 14, 2023 17:12

shave your beard off

wipe that chin clean

no longer a dwarf

but a little baby

Sep 14, 2023 17:16

the process involves two steps back

so breathe

and try to relax

what would you do if you knew what you knew?

Sep 15, 2023 17:23

sticky zapping light beams

stream out across the mezzanine

as we launch our massive attack

bars melt while we strike back

Sep 15, 2023 17:27

oh Oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh

raking in my christmas coal

there goes another limp prole

in this world it's who you know

Sep 17, 2023 16:53

feel the peanut butter you spread on your toast

you take another bite and it tastes like most

but fight club puts a gun to your head

and all of a sudden, you want that bread

Sep 20, 2023 08:14

gather around a warm lit grove

singe your eyes like a hand on the stove

stare deep into what you think you might see

ashes to ashes till whats left is humanity

Sep 26, 2023 09:57

The road again. The road again.

Down the hills and back up again.

Distant wind, they blow up the sand.

Now who's idea was this plan again?

Sep 26, 2023 11:30

"working" from home

but it's actually work

i'm just waiting on my

disability alert

Sep 28, 2023 08:50

I am the goat

Long is my horn

Lost the other one

Back in the war

Oct 3, 2023 13:23

centered round the center

of the epicenter of the sinner

and his self-centered temper

put to an end with a hole in the center

Oct 3, 2023 13:25

Theres something to be said about the way things are,

You might get all kind of ticked off about it

But you shouldn't just sweat that kinda shit

Lead a charge like you're swinging the sword of the Czar

Oct 18, 2023 12:38

slip me a coke zero

card it up no time for woe

no time for anything but the mind blow

no caffeine got me goin woah