I'm not going to claim I'm anything more than your average KITCHEN NIGHTMARES contestant sans the job (not the drugs). That doesn't mean I don't occasionally cook an exception or two--that's what the photos you'll find on here'll be. Well, I might post some real proper sloppers if I'm inclined, too. What I can promise in addition are some homegrown handspun nightmare recipes of my own, from my kitchen to yours. Both can be found in the buttons below... go on, eat up!... You know there's kids starving in China right?