CLOCKWORK PUSSY (2021)

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this game is awesome if your fetishes include unreal stock assets, enemies with sight ranges of two inches from their head, middle fingers to z-targeting, unresponsive health bars, or incomprehensible dialogue and story telling. i think i'm the only player who has ever beaten the first part and i say that with confidence because who else on god's earth has the patience to get through the first chapter. also, there's a mode where you can drive a car with all of its parts missing save for the driver seat around a foggy racetrack. the first best thing about clockwork pussy is its title, and the second best thing is that the writer tried very, very hard.