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I'm not going to claim I'm anything more than your average Kitchen Nightmares contestant sans the job (not the drugs). That doesn't mean I don't occasionally cook an exception or two--that's what the photos you'll find on here'll be. Well, I might post some real proper sloppers if I'm inclined, too. What I can promise in addition are some homegrown handspun nightmare recipes of my own, from my kitchen to yours. Both can be found in the buttons below... go on, eat up!