DR. HUGGLES IN: LOVE-STRICKEN

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PREFACE: Likely the most reprehensible thing I've ever wrote. More funny writing it as a child than grading several like it. Look upon my work ye mighty and despair.

<doctor barges in home>

Dr: (raspy voice)YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH TODAY

<stock audience laughs>

Dr's Wife: (quiet voice) Oh honey what why happen happeniffnwuefwjkf

Dr: Shut up your whorrrre. I only married you for your nice

<screen is closing in on boobs>

Dr: Asssssss.

<screen switches to ass>

Wife: Ohhh noo boo hoo you has stricken me in all the right places aah dead

Dr: Fuck, I guess I gotta go get a new wife.

<THE NEXT DAY>

Dr: Honeyyy I'm hoooome oh yeah

<wife lies dead on ground with flies>

Dr: Now where do men go to have casual sex

<dr has gone to streets, close up of bar and yoga>

Dr: hmmmmmmm ahhhh the Yoga Bar!

<dr enters with yoga people doing yoga and getting drinks. One girl squats and throws up>

Dr: I sure could go for some vagina

<dr goes up to woman>

Dr. Hey there handsome, want a ride on my tounge

<woman shrieks and runs towards door but gets mauled as robbers barge in>

Robber: (loud voice) EVERYONE'S HANDS IN THE AIR

<everybody puts hands in air>

Robber: PUT HANDS DOWN

<follow command>

Robber: UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN

<follow command>

Robber: NOW TWIRL

<follow command>

Robber: Very good! Everybody give me your money.

<dr walks up to robber>

Dr: Now you go put your gun down or I'll destroy you!

<robber shoots him>

THE END