STRETCH PANIC (2001)

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it's bursting with charm, it's deceptively simple, and it doesn't really overstay its welcome. i really enjoyed figuring out the different boss fights and all the varied places the game sends you. it's impossible for this game to be worth five stars, however, and it is because of its complete and utter lack of explanation concerning a crucial mechanic. indeed, the game has no tutorial, and it doesn't need one for the most part, but if you don't know how to exorcise enemies (which, by the way, costs points on every use and doesn't even always stick...), you can't finish the game, and there is absolutely nothing in your playthrough that'll warn you of this.

that's just crazy.