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In this proof of concept directed by Nicozzard for Ludum Dare 47, you must navigate the tumultous high speed thrills of ordering at a drive thru. Outspeed other customers, learn wage slave stories, and satisfy your wife in this bite sized adventure on four wheels. Note this is practically a demo.
Q. How do I play this?
Use the WASD keys on your keyboard to drive. Q will lean out the window. SPACE honks. Order food, keep your wife happy, and keep your bumper from getting bumped.
Q. Who made this?
A. GETTING TAKEOUT WITH MY HOT WIFE was developed by Nicodile, Aproxm, and two uncredited devs who may or may not want their names associated with this high quality product.
Q. What was your role?
A. Nick and I talked concept, and I wrote all the menu speaker dialogue.
Q. Did you win anything?
A. See for yourself.
Q. Are you planning on making this a full game?
Q. Hey wait a second, isn't it actually called "GOING FOR TAKEOUT WITH MY HOT WIFE"?
A. Localization difference.
Takeout won't take itself out. Get driving.