WORLD WAR Z (2006)

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Bizarre. It feels like you're playing airsoft when shooting the ineffectual guns world war z aftermath, and i mean this as horribly as i can stress: these guns feel like nothing. no impact. no feeling. the sound is off--most guns dump their loads like they're afraid of someone walking in. the handling is off--there's virtually no kickback. the animation is off--there's virtually no motion. you pick up a shotgun and it shoots like a pistol. you pick up an assault rifle and it shoots like a shotgun. you pick up a heavy shotgun and it shoots like a shotgun shoots like an assault rifle shoots like a pistol shoots like every fucking worthlessly designed weapon placed into the hands of one of fourteen or twenty or however many of these strange soulless player designs. except the worn out asian mom with the sweater. she's cool looking. the rest look like they came out of a chuck e cheese arcade booth. you'd have a lot more fun with those arcade booths than you would with world war z, too--promise. in fact, i bought this game on sale for $19.99. do you know how many tickets that would get you at the house of mouse? all i'm saying is i know what i'm doing with MY steam refund.