They say those who can't, teach. But they always forget to say "review", too. Welcome to the page for that--reviews, of which I've written on RATE YOUR MUSIC, BACKLOGGD, MY ANIME LIST, LETTERBOXD and GOODREADS. Below you can find buttons that link to each but, in addition, I have archived here some of my personal favorites, and I'll update if I put another 'good' one out (relatively). On top of all that, I'm working on a specific website for video game reviewing. It's empty and under construction (much like another site of mine), but... welcome to SOFTLOCK.
Note if a review is in all lowercase, it's unrevised and as written. I'll get to everything in time...
BOOKS
NORTH WOODS (2023) [5-11-24]
GUARDS! GUARDS! (1989) [4-11-24]
BARELY FUNCTIONAL ADULT (2020) [1-13-24]
WORLD WAR Z (2006) [12-23-23]
ANIME
MOB PSYCHO 100 III (2022) [1-12-23]
SEWAYAKI KITSUNE NO SENKO-SAN (2019) [1-5-21]
MOB PSYCHO 100 (2016) [5-19-21]
ONE PUNCH MAN II (2019) [5-18-21]
ONE PUNCH MAN (2015) [5-18-21]
TOUHAI DENSETSU AKAGI (2005) [1-10-20]
MOVIES
ONE HOUR PHOTO (2002) [12-26-23]
SCREAM (1996) [10-22-22]
ONE CUT OF THE DEAD (2017) [7-9-22]
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE (2005) [6-25-22]
LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS: POP SQUAD (2021) [6-28-22]
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) [5-18-22]
THE BATMAN (2022) [5-6-22]
SCOOBY-DOO ON ZOMBIE ISLAND (1998) [1-2-22]
HOODWINKED! (2005) [5-12-22]
FROZEN II (2019) [5-12-22]
CARS II (2011) [5-7-22]
COCO (2017) [5-6-22]
BRAVE (2012) [5-6-22]
SOUL (2020) [2-28-22]
INCREDIBLES II (2018) [2-26-22]
LOVE ON A LEASH (2011) [2-15-22]
GAMES
STARFIELD (2023) [9-17-23]
WORLD WAR Z (2021) [12-8-22]
WARHAMMER 40,000: DARKTIDE (2022) [12-4-22]
SAINTS ROW (2006) [10-14-22]
STRAY (2022) [7-20-22]
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: THE WIND WAKER (2002) [7-12-22]
EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK (2008) [7-10-22]
DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN (2018) [6-14-22]
LIFE IS STRANGE: TRUE COLORS (2021) [3-30-22]
TUNIC (2022) [3-26-22]
LATE SHIFT (2017) [3-7-22]
PAPER MARIO: THE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR (2004) [2-20-22]
PAPER MARIO (2000) [2-8-22]
POKEMON LEGENDS: ARCEUS (2022) [1-25-22]
GHOST TRICK: PHANTOM DETECTIVE (2010) [12-22-21]
CLOCKWORK PUSSY (2021) [12-16-21]
KIRBY'S ADVENTURE (1993) [12-16-21]
HALO INFINITE (2021) [12-16-21]
MAGIC PENGEL (2002) [11-22-21]
HITMAN: BLOOD MONEY (2006) [10-13-21]
FALLOUT IV (2015) [10-2-21]
THE GREAT ACE ATTORNEY (2015) [9-3-21]
OMORI (2020) [7-30-21]
PORTAL II (2011) [7-23-21]
WITCHEYE (2019) [7-19-21]
PORTAL (2007) [7-18-21]
PREY (2017) [7-11-21]
A HAT IN TIME: NYAKUZA METRO (2019) [7-10-21]
HYLICS (2015) [6-26-21]
SONIC ADVENTURE (1998) [6-21-21]
SONIC ADVENTURE II (2001) [6-21-21]
SAINTS ROW IV (2013) [6-15-21]
SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY (2017) [5-11-21]
BEAT SABER (2019) [2-20-21]
WOLFENSTEIN II: THE NEW COLOSSUS (2017) [2-10-21]
SCHOOL DAYS (2005) [1-11-21]
STRETCH PANIC (2001) [10-8-20]
AMONG US (2018) [9-28-20]
MUSIC